10,000 BC (2008)

Cast: Steven Strait, Camilla Belle, Cliff Curtis

Director: Roland Emmerich

Genre: romance, adventure

You know how when you go to a cafeteria style restaurant and you see
something you usually enjoy like lasagna. You get the lasagna and take
a bite with the fond memories of the last time you ate it in a real
restaurant. When the first taste hits your tongue and all hopes of
future meal enjoyment are flushed down the toilet. 10,000BC is the
cafeteria lasagna. It looks goods, has the potential to be great, you
have fond memories of other movies in the same genre that were good,
and then you watch it. It's edible but just barely. The movie had
pretty good special effects and wasn't boring which is why I gave it a
five. The dialog and acting were for the most part sub-par. The story
didn't even make an attempt to suspend your disbelief. Forget
historically inaccurate, it was ridiculous. If I were you I would catch
the matinée or wait for someone else to pay for the cafeteria lasa…

Trailer 10,000 BC